But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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