Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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