I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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