Ambien. No doubt about it.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize