i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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