i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
In America we eat man semen.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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