Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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