I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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