turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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