Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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