p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i just google imaged poop.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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