But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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