A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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