SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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