I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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