You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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