Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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