I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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