"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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