I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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