Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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