vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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