its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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