In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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