If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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