Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The air was thick with penises
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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