life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So much Jack, so little girl.
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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