sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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