She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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