All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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