Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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