Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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