I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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