I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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