I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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