Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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