dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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