"it" just moved
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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