Can Purell be used as lube?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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