I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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