That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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