Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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