Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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