i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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