i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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