His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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