YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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