After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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