It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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