If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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